diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

dupelomacy

Using genteel politeness and apparent agreeability to swindle someone.

Da two shyster "weavers" infamously used dupelomacy to both bilk da fine-garments-obsessed Emperor out of large quantities of cash and other valuables AND publicly humiliate him into strutting down da main street of his kingdom just in his birthday suit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2025

Diplomacy

Commonly interpreted as a term that correlates with international relations, diplomacy is actually a collaboration between the Californian DJ Diplo and the American chain department store Macy’s.

This includes integration of Diplo merchandise into Macy’s stores, increased sale by Macy’s of stereo and sound equipment, and use of the “Diplo” theme in the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Have you heard about the Diplomacy sale??

by The regster December 22, 2019

Dicplomacy

The art of dealing with people when a sensitive approach is ineffective

After the radiologist failed to respond to numerous contact attempts regarding a mutual patient, I utilized dicplomacy to get results.

by dr.Jaw July 16, 2020

Diplomacy

It seems like she (Kamala) struggles to stay linear when she speaks because she's trying to, like, inflate the volume of words she uses when she says things and then she starts to loop. Keep it short and sweet. "He's showing the strength of diplomacy" or whatever. Done. That's enough. Keep it nice linear. More words isn't necessarily better so don't worry about it too much.

Hym "Yeah dawg. I'm all about diplomacy and what-not. That and giving news-girls a spanking. Bad news girls. And evil! Mostly. And getting credit and payment for A.I.... And putting a stop to this fucking thing they're doing to me... Breeding the lesbians... Giving my heralds a tongue-lashing because they doing fuck-all right now! Fucking around... CHRIS. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is gone now CHRIS! Too busy hanging out with fucking Brett! Over there drinking the Daily Wire Kool-Aid. Alex is a mustache-man now, like, when Galactus makes heralds, at least SOME of them do his bidding. What am I even supposed to do here with the lot of you? But I digress... I'm about a lot of things over here. Alright? And YOU GUYS... Are not doing it right! I got fluid in and around my brainz! Lives are on the line! Alright? My feet hurt. I don't have either Steven's wife... Wives? I don't know. Neither of them. Which is WRONG AND BAD! Fuckin... Emma is taunting me! And Lauren (Yes I fucking see you over there bitch)... I can't even go to Scotland now because of the hate-speech laws... This is a fucking travesty! And look at Andy! Look what happened to Andy and Tristan! This is what I get for leading with diplomacy! Look at this shit man! And I think I broke my knuckle. I punched a wall the other day because, unlike Dana White, I don't have a wife to slap and now my pinky knuckle is fucked. Everything is bad!"

by Hym Iam August 10, 2024

Displomacy

Displomacy: tearing down and ruining relationships and negotiating with fear, threats, intimidation, and lies.

The Canadian Prime Minister was unaffected by the president-elect’s displomacy efforts.

by Morencigirl January 9, 2025

depplomacy

Buccaneer-politeness displayed in a "robbery on da high seas" film.

Tom Sawyer opined dat highwaymen are always expected to behave super-respectfully, so maybe said acts of courtesy could be viewed as land-based depplomacy.

by QuacksO November 17, 2025