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Drunklete

When you get drunk and delete someone from a social media site and months later they discover it and add you back.
"Did he drunklete you and now he's adding you back because he heard you're single now?"

"No, I think I drunkleted him and he's just now noticing"
by AnnaKi August 30, 2013
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Drunkvesting

Making investment decisions while under the influence of alcohol.
Dan was surprised to learn that, while he was out drinking late the previous night, he had purchased several shares of DNKN and SBUX during an apparent drunkvesting spree.
by FuLoRi June 24, 2016
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drunkenstumble

The manner of walking when one is overly drunk, often barely standing upright or repeatedly falling over.
He tried to drunkenstumbled to the car, but passed out a few feet short.
by catastrophic.moose February 19, 2017
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Drunkfortunate

When you are drinking you think something is fortunate because you are drunk but if you were sober it would be unfortunate. Because of the intoxication, you see the brighter side of the situation and take it as a win.
Sam was drunk and found a chicken finger on the floor so he ate it. It was drunkfortunate because if he were sober it wouldn't have been a win.
by 6matguy6 February 23, 2019
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Drunkelstiltskin

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.
"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"
by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008
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soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.
"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."
by The Official Hater June 13, 2009
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Drunkles

When you feel like you've never eaten in your life, after drinking heavily.

the drunken munchies
oh man, I had the drunkles so bad last night. I ate an entire large pizza and five brownies.
by isntrainchild April 8, 2009
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