Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.

I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.

by TataMaFute December 25, 2018

drinking the kool aid

To blindly follow someone or something.

Guy 1: That new substitute is soo cool!
Guy 2: Man, quit drinking the kool aid. :-/

by CM Oreo June 5, 2004

Drinking Ally

A higher tier of drinking buddy. Promote your best drinking buddies to this status when they have singlehandedly cleaned up after everyone, carried you, kept with you through absurd benders, offered to be your wingman, covered your tab, gotten you out of serious jams with the police, et cetera. You can also promote just to distinguish the few good pals from the other 95% of douche bags that you end up drinking with. Use at your own discretion.

You: Man you were clutch last night. Thanks for being my wingman and taking care of my beers. I knight thee, drinking ALLY!

Ally: I'm honored. So, when do we drink again?

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

drinking comfy

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy

I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.

by theoregonduck November 16, 2011

Drinking Age

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.

"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.

by senthurmanz October 31, 2017

drinking the kool-aid

refers to accepting something blindly without thought or criticism.
Linked with Cults and mass poisonings.

The phrase “drinking the Kool-Aid” refers to followership at its worse. It was coined after a delusional, pseudo-guru named Jim Jones led his cult, the Peoples Temple, to mass suicide. Over 900 people, including 304 children, killed themselves by drinking from a vat of grape-flavored drink laced with cyanide.

p1: "Wanna start a cult?"
p2: "I'm not drinking the kool-aid"

or
p1: "Dinosaurs could all fly and were secretly dragons"
p2: "Wow you really drank the kool-aid huh?"

by NovaTheGreatAndPowerfulCult January 13, 2020

Drinking Machine

An individual with a high tolerance for the consumption of alcohol.

Marie-Shireen is a Drinking Machine.

by r9ufvn9ud November 8, 2009