Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

depressed egg

That unhappy (depressed for the illiterate) egg on those Zoloft commercials.

*unhappy looking egg* Are you unhappy alot? Do you not have any energy anymore? Did you lose intrest in things you once loved? Well get used to it. Life sucks so go spend your money on barbituates and booze 'cause combining them will give you better relief then our overpriced drugs that have a ton of side-effects and bearly work better than placebos. *unhappy egg seen popping pills and drinking a bottle of smirnoff*

by Arm December 17, 2004

depressed fuck

Gwen you are so depressed you feel no happiness and tell everyone to refer to you as a depressed fuck because you hate everything and everyone, including yourslef

Yo, Daniel is such a depressed fuck he seems like he literally has no life.

by Meaningoflife2010101 June 18, 2016

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

depressed

a word which is overused by people who are upset and have no idea how people who suffer from depression feel

guy 1 - I'm depressed

guy 2 - my Aunty suffers from depression and you have no idea!

by bassboy12 November 7, 2012

repressed

Afraid to color outside the lines, stuck in a rut, one who does not take chances or try new things outside of one's comfort zone.

Wayne is a great guy, but he's so repressed.

by BPC04 January 9, 2006

happily depressed

hap·pi·ly
ˈhapəlē/Submit
adverb

de·pressed
dəˈprest/Submit
adjective

A person in a state of general unhappiness or despondency, but occasionally/often optimistic and appreciative about life as well as relatively okay with being unhappy.

"I know it sounds dumb, but, even though I'm far from happy, there's a lot of things I have to be happy about. I'm fine with this. Almost like I'm.. happily depressed."

by LessThanEthical July 5, 2017