doughnut

The ring of fat around the hips, including the love handles and belly.

Courtney, can I touch your doughnut please?

by Courtney Reed January 6, 2004

doughnut

A baked good, usually circular, commonly consumed by Police Officers, usually with coffee.

DARE:
Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

by ltdrifter February 2, 2003

doughnutting

Sexual intercourse between two male police officers

Chris and Charlie were on a regular patrol and when they stopped for a quick doughnut, the mix got a bit thick, before they knew it they're at it. Doughnutting.

by Benji Vincett October 16, 2006

doughnut

people that seem to be a little slow in the head can be described as 'doughnuts' or 'doughnut heads' as the jam in the uppermost part of the body of a vertebrate is a metaphor for brain and the subject's skull and the dough is metaphorically speaking the head itself. Usual response to the comment includes 'what are you on about', 'ou, why did you just hit me' and 'stop it, I'm calling the police'.

when someone does something stupid - you say oi you doughnut

by walking dictionary May 13, 2005

doughnut

a silly person who does something silly.

i am such a doughnut for putting this stupid definition here!

by tht doughnut July 10, 2005

Doughnutting

Dipping your gonads in frosting and slapping them in someone's face

Yo man did you see Jim got doughnutted last night? I told him to look out for that, people have been doughnutting like crazy lately

by Cap'n doughnut June 4, 2016

doughnut

Insult to GD gangmembers; Derives from Blood Gangmemebers

GD: Fuck you doughnut

Blood: Fuck you slob, this my hood

by Slim Cracka January 9, 2008