Douchecrew

Douchecrew is the most feared and envied clan on the the last of us on both the ps3 and ps4. The sound of the name wets many panties as well as generates fear into groups such as their rivals nicecrew, started by ex douchecrew member Lyndan. Douchecrew was founded by douchemasters Mert, Arie and J. in hopes to create the most vulgar and superior clan with the philosophy of "Only A True Douche puts Himself Before Others, UNLESS it is a Fellow Douche..."

For years this clan has successfully done both smack talked and taken craps on other clans with ease. First they appeared with a Facebook page, then a twitter, and now a reddit. Most don't even consider this a clan anymore. It is an empire.

Mert: "Hey J., Arie, check it out. Lyndan is gonna try to take us with a 9mm again lol."
Arie: "So why should we be concerned?
J.: "DOUCHECREW!!! TURN UP!!!"

*Meanwhile on playstation network

Everybody: "I killed Lyndan."
Everybody else: "Yeah, so whats the accomplishment?"

by Canadiankid415 January 6, 2015

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douchillo

A contraction of the words douch bag and pucillo. Douch bag refering to the derogotory term applied to anybody who is extremely gay and/or annoying, having the name bradly spearow/patty snyder/anne langer/john kerry/bill clinton/al gore/brandons gma/etc..., homosexual, liberal, tree hugger, finch fuckers, basketball players, and latin/african americans(especially mexicans)(a.k.a. niggers/niggas). And pucillo refering to the unbelievably flaming homosexual engineering teacher at JPT high, where the "P" does not stand for pride, who gives out gay project after gay project after gay project after gay project etc...

Student 1: HOLY FUCK MAN!!! douchillo gave out another dumbass project, im gonna fail that class
Student 2: Damn shun he needs to stop gettin "F"ed in the "A" by Mr. Ackerman while the lady with the ass crack on her head watches nd start givin us some movies to watch while we get high in class
Student 1: Yea that would be exclusive
Student 2: Tru
Random Stoner: Word

by G-UNIT December 6, 2004

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deushicle

a frozen dueshe, usually implies dislike towards someone, an insult

you fucking dueshicle! give me my tickle-me-elmo back! you know very well i cant sleep without him! dueshicle, come back here!

by caitizzle muhnizzle October 9, 2003

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Doucheclump

Collective noun for a clump of douches. Specifically those that show up at a party, don't pay cover, and try to drink anyway. Typically accompanied by a few STD-infested whores (often of Asian descent).

Jay: Look at that doucheclump. Drinking in the corner with Hana.
Gus: Let's bust the douche clump for drinking.
Will: $20, people. Imma make it rain.

by paleech April 19, 2010

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Douchecenso

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

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