Doucheician

A douchy person that never stops trying to impress you with magic tricks.

Damn your little bro is such a doucheician with those lame tricks.

Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?

by JaY&eMMv September 7, 2010

doucheneck

A guy who is one part redneck and one part douchebag. He is trying to be "country cool".

I saw quite a crew of douchenecks at the Brad Paisley concert.

by Satan loves you April 26, 2015

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

douchepilot

A way to insult someone when they are being supid; also used during poker when someone folds when they could have checked.

Rat you could've checked!! friggin' douchepilot!! >_>

by JJ Casty January 11, 2006

douchesicle

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

by Socram November 24, 2006

Douchepickle

A little shit who thinks he/she is cool.
They try to hard and end up with no friends.
They usually are oblivious to haters and continue on being annoying

Stop being such a Douchepickle man!

by Radox June 13, 2015

douchejockey

a master of the douche. this person takes douchebaggery to a whole new level of wtf. they have a knack for "slinging douche" like the skills of a fast paced disc jockey.

"hey bro, I am gonna go tanning, be back in 2 hours" : Damn dude, why are you such a douchejockey?

by el douche-o August 4, 2009