Doucheaholics

All the assholes who keep posting political definitions of Urban Dictionary

Person 1: damn 75% of Urban Dictionary in the last months is about Trump or Hilary
Person 2: Serious doucheaholics posting that stuff

by SkankHunt42.0 February 9, 2017

douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.

Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.

by JGbrk July 9, 2009

doucheatorium

A man made or natural structure made of way to much gold that is designed to house douchery on a mass scale. Some of the key design features are but not limited to, unlimited supply of overused hair jell, shirts with the top three buttons missing, never knowing when to stop talking about the endless pointless stories on the time they did blah blah blah, continuously pointing out their calligraphy tattoo and how it means awesome, industrial cologne applicator, a gigantic shirt with 4 popped collars, and probably every driver who has cut you off, ran a red light, or sped up in the passing lane only to slow down after to hold up everyone else and the entire fox news organization.

Guy 1: Man this party sucks did everyone here just come from the doucheatorium or something.

Girl 1: I know, I can't believe it, there must be a world shortage of buttons because everyones shirt is missing the top three and where did all these NickleBack cd's come from.

by directly at the sun April 25, 2010

douchekazoo

A douche who is so annoyingly loud, even a kazoo cannot surpass his annoyance

Timmy "dilgasblkvb aiosjgnasb eslfgbaohgbagbasgbaslhgb;aeojbf"
Jack Ferrum "that kid is such a douchekazoo"

by douchekazoo231 May 22, 2014

DoucheCanoeFuckNugget

A guy who ghosts a girl because he is “moving out of state” even thought he just wanted to get with a different girl.

You are such a DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!

Damn DoucheCanoeFuckNugget!!

by Satan333 August 1, 2019

Douchekabob

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

by wilynilystoleyourbily March 26, 2009

douchebagorie

The epitome of all douche bags around the world, created by the infamous yet gorgeous S.A.D.

You and your douchebagorie need to stop!

by CreatorsOfDouchebagorie! November 24, 2010