Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

by erwix August 16, 2010

douche lord

An extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). A douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.

You know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.

by heartsluv January 10, 2010

doucheportunist

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

by Most Notably May 9, 2011

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

doucheloaf

1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies

see also Celine Dion

"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"

"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"

"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"

by Ben Langworthy December 7, 2006

douchemoron

Super powered douchebag moron.

Kind of like the superman of douchebags, sprinkled with moronic tendencies.

-term originally coined by vanzack at covers.com (only result in google at the moment).

OK!! He never had a helmet on his head you fucking douchemoron.

by Samus_ January 6, 2009

Doucheworthy

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004