Dong

an abbreviation of "oh" and "dang"

used when something is so shocking; you can't even say "Oh dang", but you must say "Dong" out of pure shock

If the Dong is nice and long, it must be SUPER shocking

Friend: You man did you hear that Bernny Sinner is a god damn commie?

You: Dong.

by GrepMaker May 23, 2019

Dong

The classic mis-pronunciation of the word "gong" especially when playing Fortnite at 1 am.

I have to ring 3 more Dongs

by OPSlytherin May 03, 2023

Dong

Is a man who is dongin around

My brothers dongin again

by Cwhebdhshedbd December 02, 2018

Dong

A 7th grade word for a dog and for a guys downstairs

Um... look at that cute little dong!!!!!

by Tacolady123 March 30, 2016

dong

A limp or hanging/dangling penis.

Funny-sounding word.

Vietnamese money unit.

Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)

by yeyYAY June 14, 2006

the dong

australian colloquialism for Wodonga, Victoria

"it's friday night in the dong"

by 87309963 February 27, 2007

dong on dong aggression

The term used to define a fight, battle, disagreement, or argument between two individuals who are both so stupid and dong-like, that it can only be seen as dong-on-dong aggression.

Andrew and Andy are engaging in some major dong on dong aggression.

by Turtle dick July 02, 2017