False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.
Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine
by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019
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Ferrous doctrine

Da infamously-"iron-clad" crock of despicable bu**s**t-legalese dat prevents "those who served" from suing Uncle Sam for service-related injuries/illnesses, even in instances where said harm resulted from da outrageously-clueless and/or shockingly-irresponsible behavior of their superiors.
On guard, soldier --- thanks to da Ferrous Doctrine, it'll be anybody's guess whether you get proper compensation if you get hurt due to any royal screw-ups by your commanding officer or staff doctor.
by QuacksO November 05, 2024
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The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.
by kotwc June 01, 2024
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Hasanabi Doctrine

A general guide for nation-building to follow coined by Hasan Piker.

#1 Get Nukes
#2 If asked to give up your nukes, do NOT give up your nukes.
#3 If you're accused of having nukes, drop everything IMMEDIATELY and find some nukes. (See: Iraq and Weapons Of Mass Destruction)
Man, Ukraine should've followed the Hasanabi Doctrine, they could've avoided this entire situation.
by hellohello234239428 February 28, 2025
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The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
by 🎲 March 26, 2019
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