DIY rape

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.

Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.

by crispypiss December 11, 2018

DIY Filipino

A person who has one biological parent of East Asian descent and one biological parent of Hispanic descent, called so because the features of those two ethnicities often produce a child with features that resemble a Filipino.

"Dude, are you like Filipino or something?"
"I'm what you call DIY Filipino, I have a Mexican dad and a Chinese mom"

by SlowieLowie March 10, 2019

Dii with her room

A picture of a joyful girl standing in her nicely decorated room, giving positive energy to those who sees it.

Seeing Dii with her room always gives me some good vibes. Her shining smile truly makes my day.

by TCN Dictionary May 12, 2023

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022

DIY hack

a stupid hack on the internet that doesn't help especially if it is posted by 5minutecrafts

evelyn: mom where are the fries
mom: in the fridge
evelyn: *checks fridge and sees fries*
evelyn: *eats fries before spitting it out*
evelyn: mom thats cold cardboard!

mom: i tried a DIY hack to make those

by lonelywinter July 5, 2023

DIY Daddy

A man willing to offer general household upkeep (DIY, mounting shelves, fitting doors, laying floors etc), in exchange for sex.

Very similar to a sugar daddy.

Single mum: "my house is starting to look tired, I need a DIY daddy around this place"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021

DIY Daddy

A man who offers general upkeep of a house to single mums in exchange for sex.
(General upkeep could include: mounting pictures, mirror and shelves, fitting doors and laying floors etc)

Very similar to a sugar daddy

Single mum: "my house is beginning to look tired, maybe a DIY daddy could help me out"

by The.Bear.123456 November 25, 2021