Directioner

A group of fans addicted to the sex gods Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik who are in the greatest boy band on the face of the earth One Direction. This fandom is very kind to one another but when in contact with another fandom things can get crazy. They only look out for the boys and for each other. Most in other country's like England have been fans since the X Faxtor but others like the US fans have been fans since they knew about them in their country. Directioners are the equivalent to the FBI. They have finger prints, addresses, old phone numbers, leaked songs, pieces of hair, ultrasounds, and even penis sizes and color, so technically they are better than the FBI.

Directioner #1: hey did you hear the new 1D song?!?!
Directioner #2: yesssss Omg it is amazayn!!!! Phenominiall!!!!!

Taylor swift fan: hi!
Directioners: STAY AWAY WITCH YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!

by Meme96840 November 24, 2013

Directioner Dilemma

A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.

Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!

by one_crazy_directioner June 16, 2019

Generation One Direction

Used to refer to those born after around 1994 and hit their teens in the late 00s/early 2010s. A generation who cannot remember a world without One Direction, Justin Bieber, Twitter and music talent shows. This particular generation can be seen wearing skinny jeans and wide-brimmed baseball caps with androgynous haircuts and often use phrases such as YOLO and swag ad nauseum along with hashtags. Are often heard playing the latest dubstep from their smartphones as if that was a good thing.

Goddamn Generation One Direction!

by JoeDredd August 6, 2014

I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

by Zach G. December 2, 2003

One Direction

Possibly the only band out there whose fans are more aggressive than Justin Bieber's.

Random guy: I hate One Direction.
Directioner: KILL HIM!!!!!

by ~The Wizard~ January 7, 2013

VFR Direct

An aviation term. A method of flight navigation where the pilot uses "Visual Flight Rules", relying on landmarks to guide the flight without instruments directly from point A to point B.

More commonly used when someone, in an attention seeking manner, jumps several key members of the chain of command, and goes directly to the top

"MAJ Jones was a little bitch, and went VFR direct to the Chief of Staff"

by Golf 2 Actual January 5, 2009

one direction detection

The coolest thing ever.

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.

by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016