when you are too overpowered for physical school and do it from the comfort of your own home online.
person 1: "Oh you do distance education??"
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
person 2: "yea..."
person 1 "so its like homeschool"
person 2: "no Jeremy its not"
person 1 "so does your dad teach you about sex education with visuals?"
person 2 "no Jeremy you twat!"
*proceeds to beat Jeremy with a bat*
by kitconnorswife69 August 28, 2022
Get the distance education mug.banging distance is when you enjoy having sex with someone and they are a bit far to date but great for the occasional hook up and that is perfect.
30 miles is the appropriate banging distance for this guy, i don't wanna give him the wrong idea and date him exclusively.
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The pauses in Christopher Walken's speech should from now on be referred to as "Walken Distance". The longer the pause, the greater the Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
This term can also be used to define the distance between you and a cowbell. If you can hit the cowbell, it is within Walken Distance.
friend 1 doing impression: "Do you not understand.... the... CAAANCEPT... of the tooth fairy!?"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
friend 2: "Dude, you had the Walken Distance timed perfectly!"
drummer: "I need to reposition that cowbell so it's within walken distance. It's a little hard to reach"
by mike.i.am June 21, 2012
Get the Walken Distance mug.The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013
Get the Long Distance Schnoodle mug.A long distance relationship where the two individuals live within a proximity that is just short enough where they can meet up but just long enough where the frequency of said meet ups are scarce.
A good example of this would be an hour to 2 hour drive in between.
A good example of this would be an hour to 2 hour drive in between.
by Aresyl September 12, 2018
Get the Medium Distance mug.When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.
Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
by tomix1337 June 19, 2016
Get the within striking distance mug.Someone who is a great cook but can get annoyed very easily. She loves a good wine and loves to lay in. You should treasure Dinta as she is caring and loving ( and she’ll make you food.
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