dildosaw

A term for a dildo attached to a motorized machine that can move at rapid speeds.
The saw part in Dildosaw refers to it moving really fast and if used wrong can saw/rip thru your asshole

Jackson Hey doc, my ass is a bit... destroyed
doctor sex How do you mean?
Jackson I tried that Dildosaw stuff and it went wrong
Doctor sex Oh Jackson why do you always do these things you might not be able to poop ever again

by Cesare simp April 29, 2021

Travel dildos

Fingers

Ohhhhhh I need to use my travel dildos I forgot mine at home

by Blackmagic0o0 February 24, 2021

Dunkin Dildos

A restaurant similar to Dunkin Donuts. Sells:
Cunt Coffee
Dildo Donut
Pussy Pastry
Cock Cookie.
And More.
Visit Dunkin Dildos Today!

JOE: Dude, I got the Cunt Coffee and Dildo Donut at Dunkin Dildos!
BOB: Luckkkyyyy!

by Fuggle October 30, 2012

sold a bag of dildos

To be "sold a bag of dildos" means to be sold something which is basically a massive pile of worthless tripe.

Bloke 1: "my car is fucked"

Bloke 2: "you were sold a bag of dildos there mate"

by dashhhhhhhh October 19, 2011

dildosaurus

a dildosaurus is a dinosaur that lives in the Amazon rainforest and feeds of human female hikers. it has a body of a t- rex and a dildo head. it makes noises like blublululu

I saw a wild dildosaurus while on my adventure through the Amazon rainforest.

by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018

dildough

i found 10 under my moms closes in the closet.

let me eat some dildough

by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020

Wildos Dildos

The largest "happy time" business in the Americas.

Graham went to Wildos Dildos to buy a premium new toy.

by Wasabi buns January 6, 2017