Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.

Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.

by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018

diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

Diddling

In short, to fool around with someone.

I saw my roomate diddling!!

by ~* JESSICA *~ December 16, 2004

Diddles

Verb - To abandon or To leave for a long period of time (i.e. To Diddle)

Daddy pulled a Diddles again.

by John John Johnson August 11, 2016

Diddle

The act of tapping on ones naked butt cheeks with both index fingers in a rhythmic manner as if playing the drums.

Man, Steve really impressed me with his diddle skills last night. My butt cheeks are so tender this morning.

by Mattchew1984 January 27, 2011

Diddle

v. To slack off, or spend too much time on small tasks.

Hey! Lusre! I don't want to sit around and watch you diddle!

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 26, 2009

Bung Diddle Diddle

When you are hittin’ it solid from behind doggie style and attempt to slip a finger or two (or thumb) into her tightened little bung hole for a diddle diddle but get an immediate response of “Uhhh Ahhh, No!”

Tried the old bung diddle diddle last night with Rachel. And? What do you think? Uhhh Aghhh, No! Exactly.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018