Dicktale

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.

Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010

dicktastrophy

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.

Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.

by DamsBest February 3, 2017

Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

Dickheadery

Behavior or incitement of behavior concise with being a dickhead.

In real dickheadery fashion, Al chucked a beehive over the fence at the neighbors party.

by BlasterBoat June 11, 2021

Urban dicktated

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.

A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.

by Aprendy November 18, 2018

Dick tease

To tease someone ever so tantalizingly, like when you lead a girl on by flirting with her often and never do anything with her. Or it can be even more extreme, such as if you've eaten a girl out for over an hour now and she's ready for the dick, but right as you're 20% of the way in, you pull out and walk out of the room.

After downloading LoL (League of Legends) for over five hours now, it says to launch the game. But right after you click play if updates for three more hours. What a fucking dick tease

She always acts so innuendous, but always turns out be just pulling a dick tease.

by Eat a bag of dicks October 7, 2012

dicktastic

fantastic to the 10th power.

u look dicktastic today!!

by The Jenn February 6, 2003