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Dickswede

A person who posses a penis on their face
"yeh have you heard about bob that dickswede?"
by running out of names February 20, 2007
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dickswindle

a person who is stingy with there goods generally but shares with the people they should not. not particularily sex whether it be man or woman
He is such a dickswindle he let her hodl the ipod but not me adn she broke his last one.

that dickswindle slept with 45 guys now she wants to be "celebate"

she had me thinkign i was gonna get some then she backed out shes just a dickswindle
by Traven April 8, 2008
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Dicksnort

Verb, when you smell the males dick and he cums on you.
oh I really want to dicksnort right now.
by jasogoeiw January 11, 2010
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Dickswidth

Dickswidth; a term used when describing the distance between one object and another, or the length of any particular item typically around 6 inches*

* Average penis size determined from a study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms, who found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in)
Lukus: Pass the grinder!
Haylock: I cant reach man
Lukus: It's only about a dickswidth away!

Tassell: How big was the stinging nettle?
Willils: About a dickswidth!
Tassell: And he still ate it!? N'awww
Willis: *spear tackle into river
by CllrBlets November 9, 2012
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Dickswozzel

If you are a dickswozzel, you aren't a normal dick. You aren't the dick that intimidates people and takes their lunch money, you are a dick that's a pussy. You will preform the same things as a bully or your everyday cunt but you are a bitch when it comes to retaliation and will run from a fight.
Andy is such a dickswozzel, he knocked my books onto the floor but when i grabbed him he freaked out and screamed like a little girl
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dicktwod

My friends are a bunch of dicktwods
by Davethebigman June 15, 2017
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dickstory

"So I have been thinking about my dickstory from the past decade or so."

"Damn Stacey, why you so loose? What's your dickstory?!"
by amanil May 17, 2018
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