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Dickstroke

When a girl is fucked so hard that the act of walking causes her immense pain soon after.
Ben fucked Jane so hard that she had dickstroke all week long.
by Ryan is Gay January 7, 2019
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dickstance

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003
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dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.
At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.
by Carlbud September 1, 2013
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dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.
Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.
by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016
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Dicksterity

Skilled at performing sex acts with the penis.
He had the dicksterity to hit my g-spot and get the job done.
by TXJAM June 30, 2017
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dickstract

The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick
Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019
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Dickstract

When you accidentally get distracted from reaching your goals because of a sexy ass man's offerings
Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019
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