Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.

“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”

by Napp23 March 10, 2021

Dickmark

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

dicksheath

A synonym for vagina. A place to put your penis.

Dude, her dicksheath is bigger than an elephant's! I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

by chanola August 28, 2007

dicksmashing

way better than masturbation.

1: whatcha doing?
2: dicksmashing!

by in4m8ion April 27, 2008

Dicksergeant-Lb

A military rank that is lowe than that of Private.

so E-0

This can only be the rank of the worst man in the squad,platoon, or company.

Lb =(little bitchum)

Lieutenant- Private!

Private- Yes sir?

Lieutenant- Your being demoted to Dicksergeant-Lb

Private- Why sir?

Lieutenant- Because you suck!

by CDC-your boy C May 17, 2009

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009