dickormortis

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

Dickery

When you compare getting the dick on the daily to winning the lottery.

“Girl I won the Dickery, my man dicks me down on the regular “

by Diggidydog July 1, 2019

jack-dickery

Bullshit. Similar to jack-assery.

Getting my ass kicked at Tetris is jack-dickery!

by LBo979 November 25, 2010

Spit-dickery

The term used when your penis gets aggressively wet by any means.

"Bro, the salivary gland on my dick won't stop running!"
"Damn, dude, that's real spit-dickery right there"

by ThiccNiggasInc. February 5, 2021

Sickery Dickery

Some masculine man with a whopping 15 inch cock

Oliver whips out his 15 inch cock

"OMG Oliver, you are such a Sickery Dickery"

by Musty69420 February 23, 2022

dictory

Achieving victory in any competition by being a dick.

His dictory was tainted by the fact that he was a fucking asshole about it.

by pascha10 May 17, 2011