dick-move

Speaking or acting in an egotistical way in order to prove the large size of a man's genitalia; often employed in an attempt to refute the truth.

fan #1: I can't believe Kobe took that shot with LeBron guarding him so well.
fan #2: Yeah, it was a dick-move.

by Wordstason May 20, 2009

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

Dick Move

A respectable way to say you disagree with someone's actions or decisions wholly and irrefutably. To express your distaste for another with a socially acceptable insult of their entire character.

Porter decides to move drunken Jones off the couch so Porter can sleep in that spot. Dick move Porter, such a dick move.

by Cagenmalaysian December 25, 2014

Dick move

When someone does something or something happens that makes your life difficult and/or puts a challenge in your way.

"hey did you hear. daves girlfriend cheated on him last night"

"what a dick move by her. he should dump her."

by Aweiker13 March 2, 2008

Dick Move

Its when a guy behaves in a certain way to look better than his fellow guy friends, it might be done just to impress a gurl

Today keith drop a toy car on my dick while i was sleep
and i told him, " dick move" keith

by bigsterro aka fuberry July 22, 2009

Dickmole

A mole that is above or on ones dick, usually very unappealing, and repels girls. If you have one, GET IT REMOVED! NOWW!!

OMG. Becky did you see his dickmole?! It was soooooo big!!!!!

by theniggasdownthestreet July 11, 2011

dickmive

(Dick-Mive)- Like the number five but with an M. Adjective- meaning a dumbass man, or rather an idiot who acts in a shady matter towards people. Derived from the word dick meaning a guy who acts in an obscene manner towards the opposite sex. And the word mive, meaning a man trying to show off his jive.

Man why are you lying, telling them ladies your a pimp. Your such a dickmive.

by $Curtman$ July 21, 2009