Diciot

A person being a dick but also an idiot.

Cara:Look at that girl there, she was jumping on a trampoline and landed on her neck

Stacy: apparently she's gonna have her neck amputated now.

Cara: I know, what a diciot.

by Fucktart June 12, 2014

dicklefloss

A supreme insult indicating someone with a johnson so thin it can be used as dental floss.

He's such a jerk he probably uses dicklefloss.

by Atsepmet February 17, 2008

dickiling

It's like tickling, but with your dick to turn on your partner(s).

Bitch 1: Stop it, please! Your dickiling me!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 30, 2014

Dicklag

When you're lagging uncontrollably in a video game so much so that you say "I'm lagging my dick off!"

"I should have hosted this game. I'm getting major dicklag!"

"I could have easily won that game if it weren't for my serious case of dicklag."

by TheMagicKeeper June 18, 2017

Dickladon

The female name for Dick.

Hey Dickladon hows your day?

by King Shadow November 24, 2017

Dickledore

Dickledore:
The act of having and using a penis wise and magical. With abilities to cast spells over the female gender.

Bill got in an argument over his missing part of the rent, he dickledored his way out of it and now she is happily making him a sandwich.

by Serbio XXX January 6, 2020

dicklatonin

Dick that puts you to sleep.

Dick + Melatonin = dicklatonin

Kayla got some dicklatonin and passed right out!

by Kaybugg5683 July 13, 2020