A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.
Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.
by ppbob February 27, 2025
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by Teeskii August 15, 2025
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Camp Desktop is where you go when you are sick of playing your MMORPG and need a long break.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
Taken from the game Everquest, where the command "camp desktop" closes the game and returns you to your desktop.
PLAYER 1: I'll be gone for a couple months. I need a break.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
PLAYER 2: Where u goin'?
PLAYER1: Camp Desktop.
by murr2k December 2, 2023
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some wank folktale which linux nerds circlejerk to each other about how the day will come where linux is gonna become mainstream and replace windows as the world's most popular desktop OS.
"2025 is gonna be the year of the linux desktop"
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"
there will never be the year of linux desktop
"you said the same thing for 2023, 2022, 2003, and 1999"
there will never be the year of linux desktop
by ucrt1234 December 14, 2023
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