destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month

BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

by Nyxsar MorningStar April 20, 2018

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017

Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

Dick Destroy December

Means you jack off every day of December, and on the first you nut once, on the second twice, and onwards.

Dude I just nutted 9 times for DDD (Dick Destroy December)

by Iwillmurderthepersonthatdied. December 9, 2019

Dick Destroy December

The dreaded month after no nut November where a male (or female) must achieve orgasm in accordance to the date along with the number of days behind said day (if it's the 10th you would busy 10 times plus 9 plus 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1) meaning of youre on day 10 you would have busted around 200 times

"oh god I'm going to fucking hate Dick Destroy December." "Did you hear how Timmy died of a heart attack on day 17?" "Fucking crazy man."

by Magnum dongus the III November 23, 2021

DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

after no nut november you can beat ur meat once a AGAIN
everyday you must beat ur meat

alright boys time for DESTROY DICK DECEMBER

by Wordgod671 November 3, 2021

Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

by Bambianca November 7, 2021