A challenge that, in which after having beaten no nut november you beat your meat an amount of times equal to that day, to the power of itself. On the first day you would jerk off 1 time, on the second, 4 times, and so on
Guy 1: I'm gonna do destroy dick^December!
Guy 2: that's impossible, by the end you would have to beat your meat 1.7069174e+46 times!
Guy 2: that's impossible, by the end you would have to beat your meat 1.7069174e+46 times!
by Chronic fall November 14, 2019
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.
"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"
by FAM MAN November 22, 2017
Starting 12AM December, bust a nut everyday until 12AM January 1. On December 1, nut once, on the second, nut twice, and on the third, nut three times... etc
After #nonutnovember, you may begin the process of destroy dick december in which you may release the nutt.
by Nutt McGee November 13, 2017
On the first day of December you nut once, on the second you nut twice, in the third you you nut three times... On the thirty first you nut thirty one times
Its the 13th of December and it's still destroy dick December and I've nutted 10 times I only have three more times to go
by Dicky Dan November 15, 2017
on the 12th month of all years, all men across the world shall reward their no nut november efforts by an event known as destroy dick december. one the first day they nut once, on the second twice and so on. by the middle of the month their hair will glow, by the end of the month they will be a floating orb of light
are you ready for destroy dick december bro.h..
by helloiamgay November 4, 2018
Destroy Dick December is a reward for those men (definitely men at this point) who make it through the No Nut November challenge. Destroy Dick December is where you must bust a nut according to what day of December it is (e.g. if it's 6th of December, you must nut 6 times in that one day, if it's the 14th, you must nut 14 times, so on). It is the most gruelling task any man could carry out, and if you succeed in making it all the way through Destroy Dick December, you are officially crowned "King of the Nuts".
Friend 1 - "Bruh, *insert name* didn't make it past day 3 of Destroy Dick December, it's kinda disappointing."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
Friend 2 - "Don't worry, my brother didn't even get past day 16 on No Nut November..."
Friend 1 - "My Uncle has been bragging about how when he was 16, he was crowned "King of the Nuts."
Friend 2 - "You have big, big shoes to fill, my dude."
by ESB275 December 13, 2018
The highly coveted holiday that comes after No Nut November. Throughout the month of December, men will beat their meat everyday until the end of the month(Assuming they didn't beat it all of No nut November). A common tradition in Destroy Dick December is to beat your meat however many days of Christmas it is.
Man, No Nut November was pretty frustrating. Good thing Destroy Dick December is right around the corner.
by Substance Abuse Services December 6, 2017