derosa

The true definition of a champion. In his early days he was an all star quarterback that would have shattered all records if his teammates didnt suck so bad. he threw the ball like he was having a seizure with a red pigeon glued to his head that almost looked like a red mohawk and symbolized the top of a spartans helmet because "this is sparta". hios senior year he was homecoming king but he didnt even go to homecoming becasue he was preparing for the next game so that maybe his team could win for once.
Today though he has a bald douche and is a head coach of a football team. too bad his team doesnt care and they all suck. none of them go hard at all and deserve to be punished with 5 hour practices full pads everyday. its clear none of them want to win as bad as he does. hes a football player and dont forget it. he walks thorugh the hallway and doesnt move for anyone. hell run you over going full speed everywhere. if u dont go full speed youll get hurt which is a main cause for injuryies on his team along with putting water in the gas tank. tape? thats for broken bones. and if you have a bruised tailbone your just a pussy and arent as tough as him.
However, Hes sitll looking for his protege to be just like him and be the toughest baddest football player on earth.
Too bad hes still not in his glory days going 0-10 in his hay day at the helm.

"You guys suck, I make all the cals and you guys just do what you want." - Derosa

by firecrotchet29 February 20, 2009

Kentucky Derby

When performing anal sex with your female partner in the doggy style position you, upon ejaculation produce such a large amount of semen that it races around to the vagina and impregnates the woman.

I was cornholing Sara and accidentally Gave her the Kentucky derby. Now I’ve gotta pay child support for the next 18 years!

by Physically a horse June 12, 2018

derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Brown Derby

When you're doing a chick in the booty, and she immediately pops up after you jizz to drop a deuce on your head whilst humming the song from the horse track.

Jimmy said he needed a new cap, so I gave him a Brown Derby!

by Jibba22 March 4, 2008

Derpshit

Derpshit is a combination of the words 'Derp' and 'Dipshit'. It means to be a derpy dipshit, a dipshit who displays too much idiocy to be defined by the word dipshit alone, or moron alone. Hence, derpshit. Not just anybody can be a derpshit, it takes a special type of retard with a large amount of the derp running through their derpy veins. Wiggers would be a good example of Derpshits.

The creation of this word was inspired by the constant high level of idiocy displayed by the human race.

He's lost his job. He's lost his kids. He's lost his sanity. This is what Charlie Sheen considers winning? Fucking derpshit.

by Nikonian Sarconious May 15, 2011

home run derby

An orgy, or any occasion where lots of sexual intercourse is being had.

Last night's home run derby really tired me out, that was a lot of scoring!

by rhank April 15, 2008

Derpshire

The land in which all derp originates. the rival of herpshire, these two lands have been in unharmonious battle since the dawn of time.

This is madness. THIS. IS. DERPSHIRE!!!

by Hypnopaedia October 1, 2011