A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.
My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.
by The Cap N' August 21, 2023
Get the Deployment Driven Down Syndrome mug.Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!
by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016
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This is why I hate the internet.
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Get the Deploy Defend Defile mug.A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.
The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"
Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
"ez"
Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
by Bonegod February 6, 2024
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Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"
Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
by justtherightamount June 24, 2010
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