When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....
Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
by Bertc February 28, 2010

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.
by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017

A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.
The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"
Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
"ez"
Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
by Bonegod February 6, 2024

Deploy Defend Defile. A dark bastardization of the Deny Defend Depose phrase started in the murky corners of 4chan and other memeboards. Deploy and track down the waifu. Defend the waifu from other possible coomers. Defile the waifu so that no one else will want her.
This is why I hate the internet.
This is why I hate the internet.
by Desquare April 19, 2025

by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.
Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"
Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
by justtherightamount June 24, 2010

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story
Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo
by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018
