by bigmanmango June 5, 2021
Get the Dmitrijs mug.An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.
Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011
Get the Demitri mug.Thats a cute guys name! he may have a baby face but hes still hot ! He isnt that tall but will grow over summer! he may show no interest in u but u still have a crush on him
ME: omg thats my crush dimitrios, what if he searches his own name and finds this!
Dimitrios: i secretly like u !
Dimitrios: i secretly like u !
by Katechkalovessaambody June 16, 2018
Get the Dimitrios mug.Retarded ass bitch , addicted to smoking weed. They’re never loyal all smell like pigs toe nail clippings. Never ever ever date a demarius I’m warning all of you they are never a good person and don’t know how to treat a female. Not to mention they’ll manipulate you so badly to where you think they’re a good person and as soon as he decided to strike he uses everything agianst you . KILL ALL DEMARIUS.
by honestey August 26, 2020
Get the demarius mug.A guy who is sweet and funny and makes you smile every time you think of him or see him. You just want to him to smile at you the same way. He is charming and caring even when he drinks a lot of beer. He is someone who you would enjoy having a crush on.
by Mostilon November 23, 2021
Get the Dimitris mug.Demitirus is a fine men or boy with a huge penis he will fuck a person up about his family or best friends and very love able can be rude and doesn't bite his tongue for anyone if he has something say he will very often say it whether you want to hear it or not. He's very cute, attractive and very sexy. He's great in bed. Usually talk to more than one girl at a time. He's very loud but very attractive
I love a demitirus
by Kgj5 May 28, 2019
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