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by TruFire March 22, 2021
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y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.
A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...
by jasmcmuffin May 5, 2025
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s k i b i d i t o i l e t

it means d e a t h from all that refuse to worship s k i b i d i t o i l e t
by SKIBIDIMAN123!!!TOILET November 8, 2023
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l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c

let me ride your face until i drip in cum
Sammy: l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c
bob: 😩
by l.m.r.y.f.u.i.d.i.c April 11, 2021
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I’d give my left nut to…

I’d give my left nut to… — one of the larger hyperbolic lies men tell to express an acquisitive faux passion.

I don’t know any men who would actually give up their left nut for any reason! But, I and a lot of men I know have said this at least once in our lifetime — usually expressing a desire in an arena where loosing a nut would be counter productive.

Well…no one ever said hyperbole was logical.

Any why the left nut?

Is the right nut biologically more powerful; do testicles work like kidneys where one is more dominant?

Most poetic expression falls apart when subjected to even a little scrutiny.

So no — we would not REALLY give up our left nut. That’s just some hyperbolic shit to say!!!!
The expression “ I’d give my left nut to…” used in a context to illustrate its usage:

I’d give my left nut to to have sex with Sydnee Sweeny and give her brumski .
by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 30, 2023
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I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.
Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.
by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.
Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."
by big blind August 22, 2009
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