Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)
"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"
"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"
"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"
by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007
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A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.
Dog: "Damn she fine!"
CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"
CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"
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Its the most godly drink of them all,only drank in the thirstier times of the year,popularized by Lebron James and DRAM.
Wanna Sprite Cranberry?-Lebron james.
by IWnatDieAndIWantKis December 21, 2018
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