crambled

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)

Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.

by tdcunning September 22, 2005

The Crumbles

1. The feeling you have when everything is crumbling around you or when you have the feeling that it is.
2. Another word for depression or a sense of impending doom

Gordon: Gosh I just feel like everythings crumbling around me
Dr. Coomer: Oh dear Gordon, that sounds serious. You may have come down with a case of "The Crumbles"

by Bertrahm September 7, 2022

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A saying or phrase meaning "That's just the way things happen".

Person 1: "I can't believe I lost all that money on a stupid bet..."

Person 2: "I'm sorry pal. I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles..."

by Chuck Ikeh May 30, 2004

crumble

to break, be destroyed or to shatter into several pieces; to leave, to think, to feel, to associate oneself with sexually, to taste and/or lick, to be raped by, to acquire, to call, to enjoy, to desire.

"Sorry, I have to crumble off the phone now."

"Did you hear about Mr. H, the rapist social studies teacher? I heard he crumbled like 2 squillion kids' biscuits!"

by Crumblerrr January 5, 2009

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006

crumblette

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb

Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

by Breaker Breaker the Word Maker December 23, 2010

Crumble Cop

A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.

"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"

by Dominickus Wells January 20, 2013