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crotch honey

Honey is produced by bees regurgitating nectar. Crotch honey is the end-product of throwing up into someone's lap.
I was watching Mean Girls last night, and almost threw up at the part where Cady served up some crotch honey to Aaron Samuels.
by legna111111111111111 October 16, 2012
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Post Coachella Depression (PCD)

The overwhelming feeling of emptiness and inability to return to "real world" activities such as work and school after an EPIC weekend of beats, pool parties, glowsticks, minimal clothing, beats, desert boogers, endless amounts of booze, unlimited sunshine, making new friends, beats, screaming realtors, vans with no seats, 1,000's of pictures, ridiculous videos, and more beats that one experiences upon returning home from Coachella Music and Arts Festival.
My friends and I had lost the will to live once the Post Coachella Depression (PCD) had fully kicked in the Wednesday after Coachella.
by R-Piz May 11, 2011
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crotch chop

The signature taunt of the professional wrestling tag team D-Generation X. It is done by putting you arms in an "X" formation by your crotch. It means "suck it" figuratively.
D-Generation X crotch choped Vince McMahon, the creator of WWE.
by Danny L. December 13, 2008
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Life Coach

An asshole who has decided they want to make money by giving life advice and therapy to people without going through any accredited psychological education. Because no training or licensing is necessary, anyone regardless of mental state or wisdom can become a Life Coach. Many people gain the title by attending a few empowerment courses where they do things such as a fire walk, breaking boards in half or a trust fall. This gives them the street cred to begin counseling individuals in matters of relationships, career aspirations, finances, raising children and overcoming adversity.
Did you hear about Brad? He’s decided to leverage his experience of being a heavy drinker and porn addict by becoming a life coach. He’s running it out of his mothers basement.
by ctagge April 19, 2017
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Coaches award

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera
that girl won the coaches award for basketball.
by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015
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crotch cake

Joey: Hey Jim, do you like crotch cake?

Jim: No, the thorns go all over my face every time I eat some.
by pokerjuicer September 25, 2009
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crotch beast

Term used to describe annoying little kids, especially in movie theaters.
If someone doesn't shut that little crotch beast up, burnination will ensue.
by W00t February 13, 2004
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