Cristeta

Of or pertaining to the current co-Empress of Macedonia

That woman is hilarious and so intelligent. What a Cristeta.

by egmorgan January 24, 2009

criteria

A standard of measurement or judgement.

In choosing a design for the new taxicabs, reliability will be our main criteria.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Cristella

a luscious lady who knows how to have fiuna nd rock the night away. She has an outgoing personality but is slightly timid in one on one situations regarding affairs of the heart. But once you tear down her emotional walls of protection, you have found a fiery woman who knows how to love greatly.

Cristella made me fall head over heels with heavy metal music.

by iggynegron February 6, 2010

Criteria

the clitoris

I bet that homie Uniboob has never even been around a Criteria, let alone know where it is

by Freddy Krueger’s Dreamcatcher January 12, 2022

Cristina’d

Being ignored or made felt invisible for long periods of time

“She fully cristina’d me! Like if I wasn’t even there”

by 47Pepperonis October 24, 2018

Pulling a Cristina

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

Cistern Terrorist

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.

"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"

by arcynum June 24, 2008