crumpled heap

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

Crimple

To have your nipple bitten off by a cat

I was fucking this girl last night and then I realised she'd been crimpled. That cat's so naughty

by Wallace Boy January 13, 2004

Creople

Narcissistic people that refuse to sign up for social media sights/apps (for example Facebook), but log on daily from other peoples accounts, to see status updates from users. These "creople" assume everyones status updates are about them.

Those kind of creople think the world revolves around them.

by krzeudonym June 14, 2013

crumpled

To fall apart, to fail.

We lost the game last night. The whole team just crumpled

by emit June 11, 2008

Crumple Your Donkey

Phrase used in place of "Burst your bubble" or "Rain on your parade."

Phil: Yay! Tacos for lunch today!
Clyde: I'd hate to crumple your donkey, but they changed today's lunch to creamed spinach.

by MpegEVIL June 6, 2011

Cremble

noun
1 Informal. A stupid person, an idiot or a person acting like they’re mentally disabled

adj

2. (cremtarded) the act of being a cremble

No dude you’re being a cremble, were not gonna burn down that orphanage!
Bro stop being cremtarded

by Srivtax January 2, 2020

crumpled

Getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the butthole and index finger in the vagina.

That girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.

by Brosti December 24, 2005