Hysterical crying by toddler to pre-teen aged child. Usually accompanied by lip-quivering and/or gasping for breaths. This event is then over-described by the child later as, “Cryning.”
Child: “Mommy, you didn’t buy me that toy at the store, so I was cryning. Don’t you feel terrible?”
Mother, at the sink washing the dishes: (taking another drag lazily on a cigarette, then slowly turning to face the child.). “Oh yeah. That.”
Mother, at the sink washing the dishes: (taking another drag lazily on a cigarette, then slowly turning to face the child.). “Oh yeah. That.”
by Fart Esq November 20, 2023
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Get the Carboning mug.Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.
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The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017
Get the Grand Canyoning mug.when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 3, 2019
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