butt cpr

When two people press their buttholes together and then one person farts.

"Ayo! I ate chili cheese fries today so you know this butt cpr is about to get real!"

by CKMeredith July 21, 2020

Outback CPR

The act of flatulating into anothers' ass while the unsuspecting prey is urinating or distracted in some other manner and facing away.

Hey Jack! I totally just gave Scott Outback CPR!! He didnt even see it coming.

by machew January 16, 2013

Mississippi CPR

When lying back to back next to someone, farting so that you discharge your fart, right into that person's anus.

She thought he was passed out drunk, so she gave him Mississippi CPR. He then fell out of bed and threw up.

by Vi0L8R_Xx April 19, 2015

Pelvic CPR

The technique of manual resuscitation of the vagina or penis. This can be achieved via insertion, or rubbing of aforementioned areas with hands, palms, and/ or fingers. Successful resuscitation is accomplished when the penis is erect or the vagina is wet.

It's been so long since I've had sex, I needed some pelvic CPR before I could get it in.

by Lance Dongstrong June 7, 2021

misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks

when you and your 3 other friends are all having a crisis at the same time

medic:so let me be and I'll set you free I am in misery
scout:two trucks having sex two trucks having sex
pyro:tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous Im here to serve you customer service
sniper:reeses puffs reeses puffs eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
thiz is what we call misery cpr reeses puffs two trucks. Ik, wacky

by raybeez February 22, 2022

Dirty CPR

When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.

Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?

by Aronik September 15, 2021

Anal CPR

When a person places their mouth on another persons anus and begins to blow oxygen into their rectum. It's the next generation of gerballing.

Hey dude, I think Steve Carmichael is gay, he wanted to perform anal CPR on me.

by F.O.O.C.H January 3, 2009