Carpedonktum

1. One who states the obvious others refuse to admit, brilliantly points out the absurdity and contradictions of the American left through memes often causing consternation among NPCs.

Look at that poor NPC, looks like she is stuck behind a fence, she must have watched a carpedonktum meme.

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

Carpedonktum

Defender of the Republic, stands up to the the evil Empire

Daaaammm...did you see Carpedonktum take out that whole platoon of storm troopers?

by Dr VanNostrand December 31, 2019

corned beef curtains

When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else

eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'

by specialk July 23, 2003

corned beef explosion

A chick with an abundant quantity of labia resembelling a buffet of corned beef.

that broad has a huge mound, must be a corned beef explosion in there

by cunnypro February 25, 2006

Corned Beef Hookah

When you finger a girl to the point where she's gushing cum, stick a straw in her hoo-hoo and suck out her lady juices

I gave Paulette a Corned Beef Hookah last night and she screamed like a stuck pig

by JacobConvictG18 January 19, 2015

corked snorkel

A Corked Snorkel is when oral sex is performed on a male, and he proceeds to insert his fingers in her nostrils until she panics for air.

I thought that a girl was getting choked out in the bathroom, turns out she was just enjoying a corked snorkel.

by d bagz August 15, 2014

corned

when u own someone real good

Person 1: I just lost 40-0 in that tennis match
Person 2: you got corned

by MrGamer22 August 7, 2018