convenience friend

A person who is only around when it is easy and convenient for them. They are the people who, if not placed around us, (ex. dorm rooms), all the time, they wouldn't really be friends. They are usually used to do things for you, if you need a ride to and from school, etc. They are basically friends who need you around when they need a favor, or when they are just so bored out of their minds that they would rather hang out with you than sit around all day, but they'd never put you first.

Alice lives down the street.
You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Sure! I'd love to hang out.

Alice lives 10 miles away, and is sitting at home watching Judge Judy reruns all days.

You: Hey what are you doing today? Want to stop by?
Alice: Oh, no, I'm really busy. Maybe some other time.

* You don't hear from Alice again.

Elena and Becky, Becky is a convenience friend.

Elena: Hey Beck, think you can give me a ride home tomorrow?
Becky: Sure, want to hang out afterwards?
Elena: I would but I have homework to do.

Twenty minutes later, Becky sees Elena going to the movies with Maggie.

by Elizabeth Jordane August 8, 2006

convenientship

The type of relationship that, if convenient, is a friendship. However, a convenientship is broken if one party goes out of their way to converse or anything else that is friendship related.

Jesse and I totally have a convenientship, we never stay in touch but if he's around town we're friends.

by RyanDubya May 12, 2007

convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.

Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"

by Slayer96 August 23, 2017

convenienceship

Staying in a relationship because it's convenient but they're not happy, and they're both to lazy to change anything.

Ughh, look at Becky and Tom, they are in such a convenienceship.

by corpusvitreum April 27, 2021

covid convenience

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

by washyourhands March 16, 2021

National convenience store day

a day of appreciation for all convenience stores and employees of said stores.

"hey, what day is it?" "it's 7/11" "Oh! well happy national convenience store day

by TGRaven July 11, 2021

Convenience Food

Convenience food is Fast food, when you're doing your IGCSE's

Write 150-200 words about cooking and convenience food

by AnimeTiddies69Boss June 4, 2018