coozebuster

either a situation, remark or other uninvited distraction so crude it make your girlfriend completely dry up during foreplay or sex

"That Rosie O'Donnell workout video was a major coozebuster last night - in fact, I almost got stuck inside of Molly and had to call the paramedics! Damn that fat slag!!!"

by Kyle the sick (but wise) bastard May 5, 2004

nun's cooze

(n.) The tightest substance known to man.

"If there's a nickel of your money in a nun's cooze we'll shake it loose." - Nucky Thompson in Boardwalk Empire.

by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018

Coozernui

The term 'Coozernui' is derived from the words coozer meaning penis and nui the Maori word from New Zealand meaning big or large. Thus put together coozernui mean huge penis.

"he had a coozernui"

by james thompson_95 January 30, 2009

cooze

Another word for vagina or pussy.

I think I'll go out tonight and get me some cooze.

by asianlover January 16, 2003

Coozy

Somewhere beyond Bitch but not quite a cunt
Duragatory term for a women when she is exceeding bitch status.

"Stop being a coozy"
"Coozy ass bitch"

by dcoozy October 9, 2011

coozy

verb, to cum or bleed in ones pants

Don't coozy in my pants

by Tyler July 12, 2004

disco coozers

term coined by a less than intelligent girl admiring someone's new pair of DC skate shoes, and misreading the lettering on the side... DC SHOE CO. USA

hey, i like your new Disco Coozers!

by twopoint June 14, 2004