coolers

singular- cooler

One solid alcoholic beverage that contains .5% alchol. This beverage is the biggest wankster drink ever. Commonly sold at such stores as IGA, this drink is the best wannabe drink of all time.

"Hey dude, this poop is getting boring, lets hop on over to IGA and get coolers!"

"oya once"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

cooler

a third party hired to "run the show". They have final say, and are basically hired as a consultant of such things as bar staff, security and bouncers, bar design, attitude, and alcohol. They have no affiliation with the club other than that they are there to striaghten up the mess. For a nice buick call....

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business.

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

cooler

synonym for jail

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

This kid I went to school with got thirty days in the cooler for fleeing the police while drunk

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Cooler By Association

The effect that when you hang with people that are cooler than you, you in effect become cooler.

Eversence I started hanging with the preps I have become cooler by association.

by Josh Ginoza January 4, 2009

Coolerific

Having a level of awesomeness and greatness that cannot be defined and makes others jealous in your presence, as well as makes others feel the need to be more like you.

Boy 1: Man that guy right there is coolerific!
Boy 2: Yeah, he is the most awesome guy ever. I wish I could be just like him.

by MrPresident April 30, 2013