Unavoidable conviction 

When a police service decides to become a disorganized rumour mill forsaking the rule of law and ethics of adjudication in a effort to provide false testimony in order to maintain a stat Quo of 1 conviction per year as mandatory for municipal corporation employment

In defense court all your faced with is a unavoidable conviction, all the police care about is their yearly conviction each and they're 25 acquitted murders per year in this case and to total it's a 5000 body mass grave without any notice in blitzkrieg assault?

Unavoidable conviction by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

convection current 

Wind causes this to happen

I'm a convection current because I'm gone with the wind

convection current by Big_A_B_C May 7, 2018

convection 

A confusing thing that teachers teach in school. When something extremely hot moves something within a fluid which causes light matieral to float up! It also causes cold matieral to sink which creates heat, which is transferred! It's that term on the test you always fail!

The convection currents caused it to rise!

convection by bb_bell March 7, 2022

Conniction

Usually known as a "conniption", but now is called conniction because it sounds better.

A fit of violent emotion, such as anger or panic.

The girl had a conniction that she couldn't control.

Conniction by Abbeigh, Casey, Morgan and Christina July 28, 2006

Dutch Convection Oven 

Like a Dutch Oven, only you lift the blankets sightly under their chin while raising then lowering your legs. The fart rushes out - directly into the face of the joyous receipient.

Girlfriend: "What happened? I just woke up in a pile of my puke..."
Boyfriend: "I gave you a Dutch Convection Oven... go make me a sandwich"

Dutch Convection Oven by illgrac December 8, 2009

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

Conviction Constriction by Nickyp August 6, 2014

convictionis 

its a condition where a woman gets bunk ass surgery and their nipples fall off.

Those huge black craters made it easy to tell she had suffered convictionis.

convictionis by c-town April 3, 2004