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Consolation blunt

A blunt that is provided as a consolation for a friend who has just had an expensive piece of paraphernalia, usually a bong, smashed by the pigs.

Having a bong smashed, especially by a smug prick wearing a badge, is one of the most disheartening parts of smoking weed. Usually requires some good cannabis to prevent a paraphernalia charge turning into a murder-suicide.
Pigs took your Zong? I'll call Shortie, we'll get you a consolation blunt.
by kickflipthecat July 1, 2009
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Consultational

Adjective describing an interaction provided to another party where the communication is a consultation.
We will be interacting with them on a consultational basis.
by eeeedawg October 23, 2012
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Cussultation

1. When you're thinking about cussing someone out but you're doing it in the nicest way possible
2, a cuss word is RIGHT on the tip of your tongue but for fear of anything other than incrimination , you don't say it but you're still THINKING it
A " cussultation " is defined as an instance where you need to talk out an issue with someone & BOTH of you know it's gonna come down to blows but you don't wanna fight in public BUT if something went down you know it's probably beat you stay quiet or it's GONNA COME TO BLOWS:
During the holidays a lot of cussultations happen between families because of everyone being so strong willed :

Ex:,I know a cussultation is about to happen because I'm frustrated with laughter
by Faithmoriahfaith November 26, 2014
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Consolation Rolo

A rolo candy from a secondary package, gift or jar from the one originally offered or requested; making it clear to the recipient they were not worthy of the last rolo.
After Tinker Bell refused a consolation rolo from him, Peter Pan knew then that bragging about giving Wendy his last one only a day before knocked the pixie dust right out of her. His prior offer of the chocolate caramel goodness left her bereft at her last rolo unworthiness. Unable to fly, she was forced to seek solace with Captain Morgan and the seven dwarves.
by KickstandLover November 16, 2018
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Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.
The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.
by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019
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consultion

unsolicited advice given as if it was the best advice ever
It's time for our monthly consultion meetings with the parent company team.
Okay, thanks for your consultion.
by woodwork professional April 11, 2022
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Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.
Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.
by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024
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