confusterated

(adj.)state of being both confuzzled and frusterated.

This test is confusterating me!

by jonny December 3, 2002

Confuction zone

A busy construction zone. A high traffic area.

We will never get out of this confuction zone!
This confuction zone will take forever!

by Brian Keim November 9, 2007

confuct

The state of confusion to the point of being really fucked up.

He said go left, she said go right, which way do I go? Man i'm so confuct!

by Angel V September 5, 2008

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.

by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008

Confucious

Cun-few-she-us
Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

by -6C- July 27, 2016

Train Conductor

A woman who takes penises in multiple orifices at the same time. Esentially, a gang bang recipient.

A few train conductors are in the locker room, playing with some choo choos.

by Finchard November 10, 2005