Condesceptic

adj – having the personality of a person who is both “clean cut” and condescending, for instance, prosecutors and televangelists.

"Sean Hannity delivered the report with a smug, condesceptic smirk upon his face; I wanted to punch it."

by windar July 13, 2009

Condev

Short for connected device; a single all-encompassing word to describe any technological device with the ability to connect to the internet or other devices. This may include but is not limited to tablets, smartphones, and computers.

With the persistence of cloud storage solutions, one may now access their stored data across virtually any condev.

by javascriptJunkie August 21, 2013

Condensation Handshake

Soon after interacting with or handling a condensed surface more than likely, but not limited to, a cold beverage, and then proceeding to shake someone's hand.

I was waiting for my interview to start while sipping on my iced coffee from DunkBucks, when the manager came through the door to greet me. I placed the iced coffee down from my right hand, and gave him a stern condensation handshake. I saw his grimace when our two hands met, and I just knew this would affect my chances of getting the job. The interview proceeded with some obvious awkwardness as I didn't get a chance to mention the reason why my hand was wet. Maybe he thought I just washed my hands? Perhaps he thinks I find it sexually attractive that enjoy pissing on my hands and shaking random stranger's hands? Whatever the case may have been, I finished the interview with the best of my abilities, but sadly did not get the job. I look back on this time everyday of my life and think, "what if?" as the condensation handshake was really the underlying reason I didn't get the job. It's okay though, I never truly lost my fated destiny for a career at DunkBucks. Thanks DunkBucks, you're my only friend.

by AlimonyBob October 30, 2015

Condensity

Mixture of consistency and density.

The eggplant hummus has the same condensity as KFC’s mash potatoes with gravy!

by YoYoYach May 15, 2019

ConDawgZ

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.

Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha

by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020

Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.

I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.

by Dookie Dan November 5, 2020

condet

Condet is a term for a girl who has a very annoying personality.In general,a condet’s will showed up to your face everyday and calling your name again and again.

Such a condet person

by Ajengpolypterus May 11, 2023