Couching

Hooking up on the back rest of a couch and balancing the whole time

I was couching so hard last night
Really you hooked up on your couch?

by MGJHM March 20, 2017

Couching

Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.

Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.

by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017

couching

Coaching a gamer from his couch. Frequently yelling at him/her during the process.

A: "You noob! Do not attack! God you suck! Couching you is exhausting."

B: "I am trying, but i am new to this game."

by CPViper January 16, 2018

Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

Cooching

Definition: A woman who uses her cooch to mooch.

She’s saving money on her travels by cooching.

by Lerix July 3, 2019

Cinching

The main religious act of the Butthole Bandits, cinching involves sealing ones anal cavity with superglue and putty.

The act is performed in order to ensure that no sins are committed when one poops, and that holiness is kept inside.

Cinching is completed as an initiation process and patrons of the butthole bandits have the act completed by the butthole brigade.

Guaranteed attendance to heaven within two weeks of being cinched.

Susan! I’ve been cinched recently and I feel like a new woman! You should think about getting some cinching done as well!

by Pyjama pants January 2, 2020

COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020