Comcast Effect

1) The act of receiving inadequate cable service which you pay way too much for.
2) The reason why your internet modem must be manually restarted at least 5 times a week.

I can't wait until Fios comes around, I'm sick and tired of the Comcast Effect!

by bchapman December 20, 2009

Comcast

Verb. When a company or person commits to deliver a solution and or meet you at a specific time or window and ends up delivering or arriving sometime shortly after that time / window.

To be comcasted'ed, or I commonly comcast.

Would you like t o setup your service from 8-12 or 12-4? 8-12 please. When they show up at 1:00 after requesting the 8-12 they have comcasted you.

by Swotz April 30, 2010

comcast

A internet/tv provider that costs $19.95....for the first five months that is. after that it costs aroung $85. it has 800+ channels, though like 200 of theme are spanish, and another 50 or so has the same exact thing on as the channel below or beneth it. the internet price is worth it if you are a seroius gamer who wants no lag. it feature a terrible collection of free movies that you've most likesly never heard of. the good movies cost like $5.00 to see.

If you get comcast, prepare to drop alot of money.....

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme November 30, 2006

Comcast

A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?

Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.

by Home slice September 16, 2005

con cast

a fake video that looks like it is a "how to" video but in fact was only posted with what appears to be innovative material with the intentions of getting more views and/or money

Jason: Did you see that viral video on how to unlock your door with just a tennis ball?

Bob: Yeah that was just a con cast, don't even try it and don't send the link to others

by poopchico January 10, 2008

Comcastic

How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".

Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?

by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012

concatenate

the joining of two separate words in everyday life or in a spreadsheet formula.

=if(C7=1,0,concatenate C7,C9) where the cell C7 contains a word in the spreadsheet like good and the cell C9 contains a word like morning the result of the formula under certain circumstances would then be good-morning

by Sir Chris the nameless Knight December 18, 2012