compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

Trash Compactor

When you ask your partner to do anal and they say no because they have to poop and you proceed to do it anyway. You may also choose to do it "accidentally"

She said no again so I decided to give her a trash compactor. She never saw it coming.

by OhNoHeDidnt January 14, 2015

Trash Compactor

The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then jamming it really far down there with your cock.

I shit in Konnor's mouth then gave him the old trash compactor because he tried to spit it out.

by Erin Dillbeque December 13, 2009

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

compact

Making sure ones luggage or strap is always loaded

Hey nigga you coming with me you better compact

by heather ovellette January 21, 2015

completed

the act of fufilling one's act of ejaculation

Oh man, that chick was so hot that when she bent over, I think I completed...

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

Compucated

adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.

"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"

by tronglodyte December 26, 2014