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Common Sense

Something so rare it's a god damned super power.
Deadpool: Shhh...My common sense is tingling
by shatteredsteel November 16, 2009
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Lowest Common Denominator

A particular type of obnoxious person one encounters in extremely large groups, or where everybody is universally included. Because there are so many people, there is a significantly higher probability of idiotic people.
Facebook comment sections are terrible. It's just giving voice to the lowest common denominator.
by ButIDontLikeCheeseIts March 22, 2016
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Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
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common ignorance

opposite of common sense and much more common
common ignorance......at 14 years old my son told me ""there is not much common sense but there is a whole bunch of common igornance""
by tommyk4960 May 25, 2011
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Common Core

A shit method of teaching kids because teachers are retarded as fuck.
This teachers teaching me math in a common core way so i want to kill myself.
by illkillmyselfrn123 December 9, 2020
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Someone with common sense

Someone who is NOT anti-vaxx, flat earther, a chemtrail believer, thinks that space is fake, thinks that the moon landing is fake or someone that thinks Australia is fake
OMFG LMfAO YOU ARE SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE ME THANK GOD!
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Urban Hippie communal

Raised in a communal living environment, in the inner city by a bunch of hippies from tbe 60's
Urban Hippie Communal
I was raised Urban Hippie Communal. We baked our own bread, and we were vegetarians mostly. We wore home made cloths and went to Morning Star . free school were children were a little to free. Gina Star was my mom, but all the kids called her mom. No religion but all religion, mostly

Hari Krishna teachings. We were encouraged to invite the Jehovah Witnesses or Mormons in, if they knock on our door. Engage in debates about the one true God, chosen people or judgments. Absolutely NO t.v But all the music you wanted. independent films and gardening exhibits. Love peace, flowers and oneness❤

Lots of us out there. We are Urban Hippie Communal and now we have Tiny homes.
by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020
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