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combover sloppy

When someone brushes there hair over your lap and gives you a really wet blowjob. Forming a warm moist sheet of hair over your junk.
Bro 1: Oh dude last night she finally let me do it.
Bro 2: you don't mean...
Bro 1: yeah man she gave me a combover sloppy. She grew it out just for me.
by Torvliet April 24, 2017
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coboner virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.
by kanmey March 23, 2020
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combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.
“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”
by chuck van d October 28, 2020
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Commoner's L

An L only a commoner would take.
Wow that guy who lost all his life savings really took a commoner's L
by Guy Dingus December 26, 2022
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Commoner’s Fame

The means of achieving fame- not through creative means or personal merits, but through often frivolous and pointless means or gimmicks. Of which, the Commoner with said Fame would practically be nothing without (apart from a vapid insufferable personality trying to cling onto their 15 minutes of fame with a vice grip).
Oh my gosh, have you heard the Hawk Tuah girl’s Talk Tuah Podcast?”

“Lmao nah, she’s high on that Commoner’s Fame”
by aintapuppy December 4, 2025
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convertable combover

the combover look that certain people get after riding in a covertable with the top down. can result from an attempt at a hobo hairdryer
mitch got out of his bmw roadster with his swag on. unbeknownst to him, though, was the fact that his hair was now styled in a classic convertable combover.
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Dirty Combover

The look of pubic-hair after one has sweated intensely, usually after sex or a night sleeping in Arizona. It is curled like a wave crashing and has a silverish glow to it.
Dude, I woke up this morning and I was sporting this Dirty Combover! I'm gonna show it to every chick I see!
by Honestly Anonymous June 29, 2011
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